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Episode 27 – Killing In The Name Of Gary Bettman

Habs are through, just as we all expected, right?  Sure.  You think Gary Bettman is happy about this?  How about NBC?  The Habs have given new meaning to the term “refuse to lose” and the entire city is LOVING it.  We try to pinpoint what it is that makes this team do the impossible, whether it will continue all the way to the cup, and how all of this might affect next year.  Oh, and we go a little nuts.

 
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HOLY **********#@#@#!!!!

HABS WIN!  HABS WIN! HABS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dave Sandford/Getty Images)

(Dave Sandford/Getty Images)

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Lightning in a Bottle / Men vs Boys

What is there to say that hasn’t already been said? Here’s a team that, on paper, and in terms of injuries, should no way no how be in a position to eliminate the defending Stanley Cup champions, this after taking down the best team in the regular season in 7 games as well!

Whatever happens, the Habs have caught lighting in a bottle and it’s been an amazing run.

But one thing sticks out: How so many of the Habs have really stepped it up to a level beyond what we thought possible, and how some “champions” have reverted to boy status. So here, on a slow day, is a totally subjective list of the MEN vs BOYS in this series:

THE REAL MEN


1. Hal Gill: Playing mucho-minutes, shaking off the early-season boos, and doing nothing less than holding down the two best players in the game. Yeah, Hal is MAN #1. If he pulled himself out of Game 6, it’s because the pain threshold was just too much. Which means it would be enough to make us mere mortals faint. And he’s a damn leader.

2. Mike Cammalleri / Brian Gionta: These pint size forwards are getting it done down in the corners, in the crease, and in front of the net. And no one has an answer for them yet.

3.Jordan Staal: Coming off a foot laceration? Are you kidding me?

"I don't hurt, I swear"

4. Josh Gorges: This guys bangs into the boards, into the corners, smacks into the goalpost, and he just shakes it off, over and over again. He’s the energizer bunny / indestructible pop up toy. Seriously – I think you would need to hang some garlic around your neck and drive a wooden stake into his heart for him to even realize what pain feels like. This guy is unbelievable.

5. Jaroslav Halak: He’s a “small” goalie, but he shakes off net crashers, team-wide doubt, Carey Price’s “Franchise” status, and the crazy pressure of never having played in the playoffs…what heart. WHAT A MAN.

6. Bill Guerin / Max Talbot / Chris Kunitz: They go about their business quietly, cleanly, with class and calm. All are banged up, Guerin more so, and they deserve the manly salute.

7. PK Subban: He was in Hamilton two weeks ago. He played 30 minutes last night. He also stuck to Crosby like glue, in the absence of Hal Gill in Game 6. Talk about stepping it up.

THE WEE BOYS

1. Sidney Crosby: Yeah, he’s a champ. He’s a national hero. And the face of the NHL. He also still lives with the team owner. Sorry, but at his age? He whines at every call. And that cross check against Pleky after the game? “It’s only Plekanec” says the champ. What a gutless dick.

"But I Wanna the Puck"

2. Sergei Kostitsyn: The whole team hates him now. What a pity.

3. Matt Cooke: Crosby without all the talent. Or charm. Or usefulness. Go away already.

And tomorrow night, we hope for the best in what will be a Game 7 classic for sure.

But no matter what happens, the MEN listed above, and so many more, have proved themselves worthy of their sweaters, and the adulation they’ve been getting from their hero-starved fans.

GO HABS GO!!!

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Episode 26 – The Habs Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough

This is just plain fun.  Somehow, some way, this team has taken Montreal by complete surprise and absolutely captured the imagination of the entire hockey world.  It seems no matter what they face, they find the way to bounce back from it.  Heart epitomized.  But now with both Markov and Spacek out, facing the Staal-less Pittsburgh Penguins, they’re up against an arguably bigger challenge than even the Washington Capitals.  Can they really keep it going?

 
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Episode 25 – Shiny Happy Habs Fans

So the Habs have held the lead in the series 3 times as long as the Capitals.  The goaltending has gone from suspect to otherworldly. The team as a group clearly never quits.  The coaching has suddenly gotten more creative and has officially turned into a big edge in the series.  Special teams has been incredible throughout. So who do YOU think is gonna win game 7?  You might be surprised to hear what we have to say…

 
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8 Things To Be Thankful For…


THEY MADE IT! (Barely). Monday’s podcast will dissect the weaknesses, but for now, I’m thankful for the following:

1. PLAYOFFS, Baby!

Don’t kid yourself. This is a major achievement, specifically because of the injuries to their best players. Plenty of other teams in the league lost their best players to injury or trade – Atlanta, Calgary, Carolina, Anaheim – and you don’t see them in the dance, do you?

Plus, these Habs had to start all over from scratch this year, deal with all the changes, fight back against ridiculous expectations from some boorish fans…..yeah, I’d say the Habs persevered quite nicely, all things considered.

2. Excellent Goaltending.

I don’t know what happens in the off-season and I am so glad I don’t have to make that decision, but Jaroslav Halak was nothing short of excellent. And Carey Price was much MUCH better than last year, if a lot more unlucky.

Another word on Carey, because it bears repeating: Maybe his confidence is shaky, but the kid can play.

3. Andrei Markov.

The only elite player in the lineup.

4. Moving Forward

The Habs may not be big, and some of their talent is overpriced / underperforming, but this year saw a nice group of forwards that just never quit. There’s energizer bunny Brian Gionta, the no-longer-girlish Tomas Plekanec, 50-stitch man Travis Moen, heroic and gap-toothed Glen Metropolit, and I maintain brother Sergei had a nice rebound. And I am positive that mega-watt Cammy would have hit 40 had he not been injured. Hopefully, he’ll explode in the playoffs.

5. Hal Gill / Josh Georges

Every fan and so called expert was tough on Gill in the first 15 games. But dammit if he didn’t become the best penalty killer on the team. And he settled the room. He talked Carey Price through his slump, cajoled Georges to be more aggressive, and sniped back at the boo-bird-dummies after Price was awarded the third star with calls of “trade him”.

That’s called leadership, and the Habs needed it.

Speaking of Georges, I have six words: Mike Green slapshot to the head.

6. Benoit Pouliot

Yes, he is in a slump now. But he’s never played a full season (before this, his top total was 37 games!). He’s never been a top-six forward. He’s also only 23 years old. And he’s big, mobile, got guts, and lightening quick hands.

When he gets really healthy, properly conditioned for a full season, and gets used to the responsibility, man is he going to be good. Doesn’t matter if Guillaume is tearing it up. This was one of Gainey’s best trades.

7. Guy Boucher

Unlike the major league bench boss, Guru Boucher showed an uncanny ability to squeeze the most out of his young charges. Guys like Tom Pyatt, Mathieu Darche and Ryan White aren’t going to scare anybody too much, but they came prepared and confident. Sergei came back with his attitude in check (I won’t credit the Guru with PK – who was just sublime  – because I think a sock puppet could coach that guy).

Compare that with the dismal performances and sinking confidences of the young players who started the season with the big-league Habs: Guillaume, MaxPac, D’Agostini, MaxLap, the Kostitsyns…….that’s a lot of talent not living up to its potential. They can’t all be duds, eh coach?

8. Jacques Martin

I know it looks like I has needling him just now. I was. But the man coached the hell out of this team. Let’s remember, there was a stretch of games there where the Habs lineup was the best in all of the AHL. This was his first year, on a team that was brand new, in a smoking-hot cauldron of a market that was calling for the decapitation of the very man who hired him. Hello? Can you say pressure?………..Don’t agree?……I’d like to see you coach the Habs for even one day. You wouldn’t last the first period.

So the Habs are in. Tonight, let’s be happy.

Tune in Monday, when Eric and I really take out the scalpels.

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